Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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