Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
where are my eyebrows?
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