That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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