Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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