dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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