I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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