You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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