i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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