Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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