who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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