your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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