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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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