4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
