Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I touched a dick in church today
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