I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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