I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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