i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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