"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
