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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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