Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I wear drunk well.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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