matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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