She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
love makes seman taste better
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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