hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
