yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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