ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There r osticjed everywhere
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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