There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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