Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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