How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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