what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
