U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
