i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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