I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
