I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
do herpes really smell.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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