Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
