I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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