Kiss
Puke
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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