I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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