so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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