he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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