is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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