Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She even gives head with a lisp.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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