He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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