he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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