Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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