is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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