How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
this hospital has no fireball
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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