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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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