Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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