that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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