Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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