I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
