people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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