I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
we should paint friendship bongs
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