We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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